Orc Girl/Hip

Hip is a friendly Orc Girl. She can join you after a battle.

Battle Dialogue
“This orc will give you money. Even orcs can do nice things once in a while.” (+175G)



“When you think of orcs, what are we known for?”


 * Pillaging - “So, you say orcs are pillagers. Then I will plunder your belongings!”
 * Rape - “So, you say orcs are rapists. Then hold still while I rape you!” (+10 Affinity)
 * Charity - “We don’t do that! That would be a betrayal to all orcs!” (-5 Affinity)

“Oink! We’re orcs! The most incomparably awesome group of orcs you’ll ever meet!”



“I need a weapon that suits an orc. What do you suggest?”


 * A club, of course - “That’s right! Orcs are skilled in the use of clubs.” (+10 Affinity)
 * A pointy spear - “Indeed, a spear is an option. Pointy spears seem to suit villains.” (+10 Affinity)
 * A leather whip - “Really? A whip? ...Do you just want to be whipped? Weee! You’re a pervert!” (-5 Affinity)

“When I was pillaging the other day I found some orc furniture. Do humans turn us into furniture if they catch us?


 * Oak, not orc - “Oh, there is a tree called oak? I should tell my friends who became terrified of humans.” (+10 Affinity)
 * I will turn you into furniture too! - “Seriously?! I just peed myself.” (-5 Affinity)

“Take this sausage. Of course, it’s not made of pork...” (+ 1 Sausage)



“Orc and pork… does that sound similar?”


 * Similar - “I agree. But it doesn’t seem very elegant, does it?” (+10 Affinity)
 * Dissimilar - “Is that so? Well I think they sound surprisingly similar.” (-5 Affinity)
 * Exactly the same - “We are pork?! A group of pork appears! ...yeah, I guess there isn’t much difference.”

“Oooink! The orcs have arrived! Now where are the female knights at?”



<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“Oooink! I am going to rape the human. Oihihii!”

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 * I’ll kill you! - “I won’t die so easily. Oihihi, try to keep this interesting,”
 * I’ll rape you! - “I won’t die so easily. … wait, what?”
 * Oooink! - “Wow, we’re in the same business? Let’s raid some villages together.” (+10 Affinity)

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“Oink! Orcs are vicious! We’ll pound you into rice cakes with our clubs!”

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“Kindly fork over some meat! Orcs love meat!” (Give Meat?)

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 * Yes - “Huh? I can have it?! I won’t say thanks!” (+30 Affinity)
 * No - “Oh really? So you won’t give it to me?”

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“Oihihi… I’m not good at this laugh. But I am an orc! With all the cruelty and viciousness that entails!”

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“An orc is a monster that is between a beast and a demi-human. We have features of both! We’re kinda half-baked honestly.”

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“Kindly fork over a harpy feather. ...I took a wrong turn and got lost.” (Give Harpy Feather?)

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 * Yes - “Huh? I can have it?! I won’t say thanks!” (+20 Affinity)
 * No - “Oh really? So you won’t give it to me?”

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“Kindly fork over some money! Orcs love money!” (Give 105G?)

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 * Yes - “Huh? I can have it?! I won’t say thanks!” (+25 Affinity)
 * No - “Oh really? So you won’t give it to me?”

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“An orc’s pussy is simply the best. Once inserted, nobody can last even one minute.”

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“Oihihi! Hand over all your valuables! I’ll rape you too, if you want!”

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“Oooink! Please hand over anything you’ve got that tastes good. Or I’m going to rape you.”

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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-weight: normal; line-height: 100%">“Orcs are always rude! That’s why we snort.”

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Pocket Castle
Basic Greeting:

Hip: “Oink! What place am I going to attack today?!”

With Gob:

Hip: “You are… A fellow club user! Are you also an orc?”

Gob: “I am a goblin!”

Hip: “Goblin! That sounds like we could be really good friends. Let’s go attack a village together!”

Gob: “M-maybe next time…”

With Shizuku:

Hip: “You are… A fellow club user! Are you also an orc?”

Shizuku: “No… I am an oni.”

Hip: “An oni?! They are the very definition of evil. I’m an orc, so let’s get along.”

Shizuku: “Y-yeah… Nice to meet you…”

With Sonya:

Hip: “You are… A fellow club user! Are you also an orc?”

Sonya: “No, I’m human. Can’t you tell by looking??”

Hip: “.................”

Sonya: “Hey! Why aren't you saying anything?!”

Hip: “No, your voluptuousness is clearly that of an orc.”

Grandeur Theater
She is required in the "Sonya’s 1000 knocks" scene.

World
She shows up in all towns except Rostrum.