User blog comment:MPKnaub92/Has Chef Arakon FINALLY gone insane?/@comment-5299683-20130731021824/@comment-5299683-20130801041637

Sorry, but Honey Nut Cheerios is also a misfire. Believe it or not, I never liked cereal much. To this day, I still think it's kinda gross. Just walking down the cereal aisle in a grocery store always gives me the willies. Even I don't know why.

But the good news is, I did think of a substitute or two use instead. I'm thinking either cheez-its or maybe doritos. My gut tells me neither of those have any earthly business being on chicken. But since you're talking to a guy who deliberately set his pants on fire last week, I don't always play by the rules. Either way, I don't mean any disrespect getting creative with the recipe. As long as Virtue Silkiel's back on the plate for ol' Viper 121, all's right with the world. right?