Black Golem/Maiss

Maiss is a friendly Black Golem. She can join you after a battle.

Battle Dialogue
"I am a magical type of golem. I specialize in magic!"

"Unlike stone-based golems... I'm not a physical type."

"I am a semi-permeable type of golem that sucks semen from men!"

"As the Queen commands!"

"Magical tentacles, swish swish. ♪"

"I am a newer type than the gigantic rock golem."

"Something about this place seems depressing. Well, I don't care because I'm a golem...

"Machines are creations that are smaller than the big ones. I am more elaborate and advanced than the big golems!"

"Golems also have wills...! ...Maybe."

"For my homeland of Grangold, I'll do my best!"

"Here, use this." (+1 High-Quality Herb)

"Make use of this money." (+ 1525G)

"This came off!　Don't return it!　I don't need it anymore!" (+1 Logical Gear)

"I want to replenish my power of darkness..." (Give 1 Dark Stone)
 * Yes - "Aha, can I have it...?" (+20 Affinity)
 * No - "...You won't give it to me?"

"I want money..." (Give 915G)
 * Yes - "Aha, can I have it...?" (+25 Affinity)
 * No - "...You won't give it to me?"
 * Not enough money - "...Unfortunately, you don't have any."

"Could you give me a shuriken? I'd like to throw it..." (Give 1 Shuriken)
 * Yes - "Aha, can I have it...?" (+30 Affinity)
 * No - "...You won't give it to me?"

"Do you know what my function is?"
 * Eliminating invaders - "Yes! Therefore, I'll eliminate you!"
 * Labor - "Hey... Does this body look like it's for manual labor? Do you have bad eyes?" (-5 Affinity)
 * Sex processing - "Do you think a sex processing machine looks like this? Or do you prefer this?" (+10 Affinity)

"Aren't I more futuristic than the rock and mud golems?"
 * I agree - "That's right, you understand kid!" (+10 Affinity)
 * I don't think so - "Do you have bad eyes?" (-5 Affinity)
 * You're stylish - "What style... I'm painfully to the contrary."

"I want to shoot beams! Don't you have any special moves?"
 * Flail Wildly - "Whatever that is, it sounds lame..."
 * Luka Beam - "You can shoot beams?　Amazing!" (+10 Affinity)
 * Daystar - "What is that...it sounds scary..." (-5 Affinity)

" "Black" Golem... Doesn't that give you the feeling I'm really bad?""
 * It's awesome - "Right!　Ahaha!" (+10 Affinity)
 * Not really - "Really...? Do you have low sensitivity...?"
 * You are a bad golem - "That makes me sound like I have poor efficiency! Stop saying that!" (-5 Affinity)

"Don't you think "The greater embraces the lesser" is a weird phrase? It doesn't make sense..."
 * I don't get it either - "That's right, how can the big serve the small!" (+10 Affinity)
 * I understand it - "You must be a secret agent of the stone golems!" (-5 Affinity)
 * It doesn't matter - "Ah, right... I shouldn't care. It's cold to the heart..." (-5 Affinity)

Pocket Castle
Basic Greeting:

Maiss: "I was made for battle, so stop keeping me here without use. Hurry up and take me along!"

With Knog:

Knog: "STANDING BY...*slosh slosh*..."

Maiss: "An old-fashioned mud golem. I'm much more advanced than you."

Knog: "THEN I SHALL CONDUCT A COMBAT PERFORMANCE COMPARISON..."

Maiss: "Oh, it's autonomous behavior system is in bad shape! I, robot..."

With Emeth:

Emeth: "*WHIRRRR*"

Maiss: "An old-fashioned stone model golem. I'm much more advanced than you."

Emeth: "*whirr*... COMMENCE COMPARISON OF STRENGTH...?"

Maiss: "I'm a magic-type golem..."

With Ribo-Ribo:

Maiss: "Are you a golem by any chance?"

Ribo-Ribo: "I am Ribo-Ribo... I was certainly created, but I am not a golem..."

Maiss: "Then let's get along as fellow creations. Hey hey, I want to get inside this capsule! ♪"

Ribo-Ribo: "Do not force yourself in... You are an overly-friendly golem..."

Gadabout Interactions
1st Action:

Maiss: "So much trouble..."

Maiss is staring blankly...

[Nothing happens]

2nd Action:

Maiss: "Uweeeh!"

Maiss suddenly starts crying!

[Nothing happens]

3rd Action:

Maiss: "Banzaiii!"

Maiss popped a party cracker!

...But no one paid any attention.

[Nothing happens]

4th Action:

Maiss: "Playing with fire is so cool!"

Maiss is secretly playing with matches...

The surrounding area caught fire!

[All enemies take fire damage]

5th Action:

Maiss: "I'll give you this!"

Maiss presents a gift!

[+1 Skull]