Orc Girl/Hip

Hip is a friendly Orc Girl. She can join you after a battle.

Battle Dialogue
“Oink! We’re orcs! The most incomparably awesome group of orcs you’ll ever meet!”

“Oink! Orcs are vicious! We’ll pound you into rice cakes with our clubs!”

“Oihihi! Hand over all your valuables! I’ll rape you too, if you want!”

“Groups of orcs are coming to all of your villages! Oooink! 'Cause we're orcs!”

“Oooink! Please hand over anything you’ve got that tastes good. Or I’m going to rape you.”

“Oihihi… I’m not good at this laugh. But I am an orc! With all the cruelty and viciousness that entails!”

“Orcs are always rude! That’s why we snort.”

“Oooink! The orcs have arrived! Now where are the female knights at?”

“An orc’s pussy is simply the best. Once inserted, nobody can last even one minute.”

“An orc is a monster that is between a beast and a demi-human. We have features of both! We’re kinda half-baked honestly.”

“When you think of orcs, what are we known for?” “Orc and pork… does that sound similar?” “I need a weapon that suits an orc. What do you suggest?” “When I was pillaging the other day I found some orc furniture. Do humans turn us into furniture if they catch us? “Oooink! I am going to rape the human. Oihihii!” “Kindly fork over a harpy feather. ...I took a wrong turn and got lost.” (Give Harpy Feather?) “Kindly fork over some meat! Orcs love meat!” (Give Meat?) “Kindly fork over some money! Orcs love money!” (Give 105G?)
 * Pillaging - “So, you say orcs are pillagers. Then I will plunder your belongings!”
 * Rape - “So, you say orcs are rapists. Then hold still while I rape you!” (+10 Affinity)
 * Charity - “We don’t do that! That would be a betrayal to all orcs!” (-5 Affinity)
 * Similar - “I agree. But it doesn’t seem very elegant, does it?” (+10 Affinity)
 * Dissimilar - “Is that so? Well I think they sound surprisingly similar.” (-5 Affinity)
 * Exactly the same - “We are pork?! A group of pork appears! ...yeah, I guess there isn’t much difference.”
 * A club, of course - “That’s right! Orcs are skilled in the use of clubs.” (+10 Affinity)
 * A pointy spear - “Indeed, a spear is an option. Pointy spears seem to suit villains.” (+10 Affinity)
 * A leather whip - “Really? A whip? ...Do you just want to be whipped? Weee! You’re a pervert!” (-5 Affinity)
 * Oak, not orc - “Oh, there is a tree called oak? I should tell my friends who became terrified of humans.” (+10 Affinity)
 * I will turn you into furniture too! - “Seriously?! I just peed myself.” (-5 Affinity)
 * I’ll kill you! - “I won’t die so easily. Oihihi, try to keep this interesting,”
 * I’ll rape you! - “I won’t die so easily. … wait, what?”
 * Oooink! - “Wow, we’re in the same business? Let’s raid some villages together.” (+10 Affinity)
 * Yes - “Huh? I can have it?! I won’t say thanks!” (+20 Affinity)
 * No - “Oh really? So you won’t give it to me?”
 * Yes - “Huh? I can have it?! I won’t say thanks!” (+30 Affinity)
 * No - “Oh really? So you won’t give it to me?”
 * Yes - “Huh? I can have it?! I won’t say thanks!” (+25 Affinity)
 * No - “Oh really? So you won’t give it to me?”

“I'll give you a club, the very essence of an orc. As long as you have this, you are also an orc!” (+ 1 Club)

“Take this sausage. Of course, it’s not made of pork...” (+ 1 Sausage)

“This orc will give you money. Even orcs can do nice things once in a while.” (+175G)

Pocket Castle
Basic Greeting:

Hip: “Oink! What place am I going to attack today?!”

With Gob:

Hip: “You are… A fellow club user! Are you also an orc?”

Gob: “I am a goblin!”

Hip: “Goblin! That sounds like we could be really good friends. Let’s go attack a village together!”

Gob: “M-maybe next time…”

With Shizuku:

Hip: “You are… A fellow club user! Are you also an orc?”

Shizuku: “No… I am an oni.”

Hip: “An oni?! They are the very definition of evil. I’m an orc, so let’s get along.”

Shizuku: “Y-yeah… Nice to meet you…”

With Sonya:

Hip: “You are… A fellow club user! Are you also an orc?”

Sonya: “No, I’m human. Can’t you tell by looking??”

Hip: “.................”

Sonya: “Hey! Why aren't you saying anything?!”

Hip: “No, your voluptuousness is clearly that of an orc.”

Grandeur Theater
She is required in the "Sonya’s 1000 knocks" scene.

World
She shows up in all towns except Rostrum.

Gadabout Actions
1st Action:

Hip: "An orc's club is their life!"

Hip polishes her club.

[Nothing happens]

2nd Action:

Hip: "Orcs constantly train their body!"

Hip aimlessly flails their weapon around!

[Randomly damages one enemy]

3rd Action:

Hip: "Orc rush! Taaa!"

Hip trips over nothing!

[Hip takes damages]

4th Action:

Hip: "Here I gooo!"

Hip gets psyched up!

[Hip gains bonus attack]

5th Action:

Hip: "I'm a little hungry. I think I'll..."

Hip is eating a lunch she brought.

[Nothing Happens]

Leveling

 * Expert Blitz - Club Skill (Lightning 260% Att), Target Foe. Effect: Ignore 50% Def