Talk:Goddess Ilias/@comment-24664052-20141227105123/@comment-5299683-20150102055509

Well, Albert's not wrong. But hey, if I'm going to fantasize, I'm going to fantasize big. Otherwise, I'm only shortchanging myself. You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

@Solomon

Promestein:  Wait a minute. *points at Solomon* How come the goggles never smell like sweet, sugary love when you use them on me?

La Place: Good question. *looks at goggles* You, know based on traces of Viper's and Ilias's DNA on the goggles, I can predict the gender of their next forty kids.

Promestein:  And for that matter, the goggles never had bukkake targeting or distance to waifu features built in before Viper got them. What's up with that??

La Croix:  Don't forget the X-Ray vision feature. Once it calibrates itself to the wearer's waifus, it lets him see right through their clothing.

Promestein:  Is that so...? *glares at Solomon*

<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:black">Lucia:  Way to throw the poor guy under the bus.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:black">La Croix:  Hey, I think Solomon should be taking notes. I mean, that cowboy sure has awful taste in women. But he really goes out of his way to treat them like a princess. I think Solomon could learn a thing or two from him.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:black">Lucia:  Don't get carried away. He also installed a "Black Alice Eradication Mode" on those goggles.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:black">La Croix:  Let me see! *puts them on* Let's see: Kill Settings: Dismemberment...Burning...Impalement...Electrocution...Shark Attack...Sub Atomic Nuclear Strike...Damn, he REALLY wants that bitch dead.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; color:black">La Place:  ...Male, female, female, male...FUTANARI?? Oh, they're going to have a fun time with that one...Male, female...

<p class="MsoNormal">Promestein: And now they're already planning a family?? Solomon's never shown that much commitment.

<p class="MsoNormal">Lucia:  To be fair, if they ever have kids, Ilias would just use them for slave labor, or something. So don't feel too bad if you don't keep up with the Joneses on that one.

<p class="MsoNormal">La Croix:  Good lord, Viper's got a Project Insight Helicarrier locked onto Black Alice! Where did he get that?!

<p class="MsoNormal">Lucia:  No doubt something else that crazy goddess was storing under her dress.

<p class="MsoNormal">Promestein:  How come YOU never give me expensive gifts like that, Solomon?? Nathan Fillion would buy me expensive things...

<span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family:"MSMincho"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:JA;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">La Place:  ...That's the sixth futanari in a row!! There's definitely something screwy going on with Ilias's uterus by the time she gets to child #37.