User blog comment:MPKnaub92/Has Chef Arakon FINALLY gone insane?/@comment-5299683-20130731021824

Well, if there's anyone who deserves to be hacked up and put in a bucket, it's definitely this gal. Unfortunately, I have to sit this recipe out. The ingredients call for Cap'n Crunch. Sadly, I'm no fan of the Cap'n, even if it's just an ingredient. I can remember too many dismal breakfasts with the Cap'n as a kid. If I can plug in another substitute, I might be willing to grill the bitch up. But I'm afraid I'm out.

And the only time I'm gonna question your sanity is if you make a Revel-themed dish. There's nothing about that blooated twat screams good eating.