User blog comment:Viper 121/Is it?? Could it be...?/@comment-25399827-20150416202718

So... the first part of Paradox is out, and hoo boy do we have a lot of info that could be used for gags. Most everything after this point will be massive spoilers for Pardox.

So, alternate timelines and shit are a thing. Nero appears to be the Son of Luka and Alice from the original timeline, and "Alice the 17th" is likely their daughter. And though of course they never say who they are exactly, it's clear they are very powerfull. Oh and Alice the 17th looks like a kinda short succubus (with gold eyes and blue hair) while Nero looks like a tall human with the same hair colour as Luka in a really weird outfit. When you first meet Alice the 17th, she flirts a little with Luka.

Now for a Joke setup that you could surely refine:

Alice the 17th: Hey dad, you want a threesome with me and mom?

Luka: No! that's wrong in every way!

Alice the 16th: It's not particualy unheard of for monster's to share their husband with their daughter a little you know Luka... plus your gradmother didn't seem against wanting you...

Luka: NO! That's still incredibly wrong!


 * Nero walks in* Nero: Uh, hey what are you guys talking about?

Alice the 17th: Ah there you are brother! I was just asking father if he wanted a threesome with me and mother. But now we could make it a foursome...

Alice the 17th and 16th have seductive grins on their faces.

Luka: Nero! get us out of here!

Nero: Uh, got it! Time stop!


 * Nero stops time and gets him and Luka out of their*

Nero: why is my sister so crazy?

Luka: You should have met your great grandmother.

I could probably think of more, but that might make this post/comment/whatever too long, so, what do you think?