User blog comment:MPKnaub92/Anyone know how to stop a Minotaurus from snoring?/@comment-78.78.52.34-20130707092512/@comment-5989815-20130707105436

Ohhh nono I could never do that. I love sleeping in that bed. It's so comfy and I'm what you call a "clinger." I can't fall asleep without something cuddled in my arms. Yeah I had a pretty lonely childhood in school, so I guess that explains it. Usually it's one of the little bandit's in my arms. They rotate every night. And if I tell them that daddy has to go sleep outside or down on the couch, they'll just burst into tears. And I do not want to be responsible for making little ones cry and would feel incredibly guilty. :P

Besides, I tried sleeping on the couch one time, and she saw me at about 6 or 7 AM and went insanely jealous and grabbed me by the neck and shook me awake, saying if I ever pulled something like that again, she'll use [Angry Minotaurus Rape] next time. xD Ahhh I think I chose to marry a clingy Minotaurus, there's a whole bunch of mixed feelings of Minotaurus down there, I picked the one that fits me best! I could possibly try putting her on some medication that could stop her snoring, but I gotta convince her first. Which I'm pretty good at, I got a silver tongue.