User blog comment:OldSlashFriend/Hardy hearty feels!/@comment-5672532-20130215123305/@comment-5672532-20130215135115

Chrome says to tell you it should still be beating. I asked her why it wouldn't *stop* beating and she answered 'science'. So that's that out of the way. As for my problems:

goto,*entrance


 * entrance

This place is cool! I'll go...

select,West,W,Northwest,NW,Southwest,SW,East rooms,ER


 * ER

The east rooms are...

select,East,E,Northeast,NE,West rooms,WR


 * WR

I decided to go back to the other halls. 'Cause, why not?

select,West,W,Northwest,NW,Southwest,SW,East rooms,ER


 * W

This room is full of fish! Therefore it must be... A fishroom!

Now I'll go...

select,Fishroom 1W,NW,1NW,Southwest,1SW,East rooms,1ER

And so on and so forth for every conceivable combination. My goal was to create the idea of exploring an unknown area and mapping it as you go, but... Uh... About 1/4 of the way through I realized just how much copying, pasting, and slight detail changes that required. Really, it's my own fault.

Also the dialogue is nothing like that. Though a fishroom sounds awesome.