User blog comment:MPKnaub92/Photo Shoot: Bistro 44/@comment-5989815-20130718175329

Hell if they're accepting mermaids; they'll pretty much accept any monster! Maybe even angels! But IF I was a mermaid/merman whatever you call it, I would stay the hell away from the kitchen doors. Our supply in fish such as salmon and tuna is of high quantity. We sold 200 salmon dishes last week and counting!

Ohhh boy. Tomorrow's Friday...and Saturday. I'm sure y'all know how busy and chaotic it can get in the kitchen on weekends. And this will be playing in my head throughout the entire day of service once we start getting all these food orders: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VFtU3Ydx84

....Actually. Now that I think about it, this sounds PERFECT for what I'll be going through tomorrow!