User blog comment:MPKnaub92/Anyone know how to stop a Minotaurus from snoring?/@comment-5299683-20130708001102

Do I what I do with Pyth: Milk the crap out of her. Now, in all honesty, being jostled   out of a sound sleep will probably put her in rightful foul mood . And believe me, you're in for some of the roughest, angriest sex you've ever had. But hey, she ain't snoring!

And as an added bonus, by the time you finally pass out from exhaustion, it won't matter to you that she's waking the whole frickin' neighborhood. You finally get some shuteye, and your minotaur waifu deep down knows who loves her.

Boom.

Everyone wins.