User blog comment:MPKnaub92/Photo Shoot: Round 2/@comment-5299683-20130703034045

Wherever you went to learn to be a cheft taught you well. I wouldn't know the first thing to do with an octopus. Let alone, make it into a salad or serve it in white wine butter sauce. They all look like mighty impressive dishes, I tell you what.

Though personally, I woulda named the octopus 'Emily'. Not just because Emily's an octopus, but I have a strange feeling the octopus met the same end Emily did.