Talk:Sealed/@comment-5173028-20130128055858/@comment-5672532-20130130102627

Oho! Now I'll show you the true power of unreformed blasphemous animism, Gin! Are you prepared?! Please feel free to follow along at home, anyone who happens to pick up a cold:

'It'll probably kill the cold but it might kill me medicine(r)'

1) Brew tea of choice. Red/black tea of high strength works best. The water should be as hot a boil as your kettle can handle; hot water only has a chance of killing germs above a boil, after all.

2) Add tea to mug. Let steep for roughly 5-15 minutes, depending on room temperature. While steeping, add the following: Red pepper. Honey. Ginger. Cinnamon. Nutmeg. Horseradish. Cloves. Use all sparingly, save ginger and honey.

3) When mixture has cooled enough to taste, imbibe while still warm. If the bitterness is too strong, hold nose and scarf.

4) Feel the healing course through you!

5) Rest, relax, and read!

Clearly this is the best medicine as it won't hurt your immune system, only permanently damage your sense of smell and taste buds. Wahahaha!... But seriously, feel better!