Talk:Goddess Ilias/@comment-24664052-20141227105123/@comment-10534118-20150102182856

Solomon: Oh here we go with Nathan Fillion! The only expensive gift he got you was a restraining order... which was violated 16 times in 3 days!

Lucia: Oh boy they're at it again...

La Croix: ~Is too busy exploring the wonderfully specific modifications and plans Viper made~

Promestein: And what was the last nice thing you've gotten me?

Solomon: How about the last six times the Geek Squad was called? You know the velocity required to outrun a Minotauros and your immensely powerful juggernaut chimera Next Doll? The only reason I stay here is because it's against my will and rent free!

Promestein: The only reason I let you stay here is because you give the best 4-armed massages for 1,000 miles. Especially the lower back and your "happy ending."

La Croix: Wait, no one ever told me that he does that. I mean upper-back would only be necessary.

Lucia: Man no wonder she's never stressed until they argue.

~Lucia and La Croix listen as they keep arguing. Both frequently bringing up lewd things and neither of them questioning the sanity Solomon has for appreciating Setouchi and Xelvy's work.~