User blog comment:MPKnaub92/Anyone know how to stop a Minotaurus from snoring?/@comment-78.78.52.34-20130707092512/@comment-5989815-20130707103033

A few problems with that my good dear fellow:

1. Compared to her, I'm a stick; she's probably three, hell maybe four times my size in strength and can either do pull-ups with my body or throw my body like a stick to play with dogs.

2. A Heavily-laced sleeping Minotaurus rolling over on a dinky little pup like me in her sleep = bad idea and god forbid. xD I would be crushed between her huge chest and -- ...y'know...that's not such a bad way to go. I'll save this one for when my time is up in life. :D