Garfunkel/Santos (Paradox)

Santos, known as Garfunkel in the original trilogy, is one of the Unfortunate Friends.

Recruitment
Talk to her with Amira in the party.

Biography
She's found in Yamatai Village, in the shed near the Cat Shrine. If you bring Amira to her, she joins the party and grants you the Beckoning Cat, allowing Beasts access to the Nekomata race.

Pocket Castle
Basic Greeting:

Santos: “............”

With Tama:

Tama: “...Funyaa?!”

Santos: “............”

Tama: “Fsss!”

Santos: “......Nya.”

Tama: “Nya... nyanya, nyaa?”

Santos: “...Nyanya, nya...”

Tama: “Unyaaa. ♪”

Santos: “Nyaa...”

With Beheena:

Santos: “............”

Beheena: “What are you...?!”

Santos: “............”

Beheena: “What a thirst for blood... You're certainly different from the famous nekomata.”

With Amira:

Santos: “............”

Amira: “Santos... As usual, you're sharp as a knife. Anyone who touches you will get hurt...”

Santos: “......!”

Amira: “I-I'm sorry...are you angry?! I thought it was impossible for you to talk at all, so I was merely saying something appropriate!”

Santos: “............”

Amira: “*thump-thump*...”

Playful Actions
1st Action:

Santos: “............”

Santos' eyes display no emotion...

[Nothing happens]

2nd Action:

Santos: “............”

Santos shows no signs of movement...

[Nothing happens]

3rd Action:

Santos: “............”

Santos appears to be sleeping with her eyes open...

[Santos falls asleep]

4th Action:

Santos: “Nyaa nyaa.”

Santos pretends to be a cat...

[Nothing happens]

5th Action:

Santos: “............”

Santos suddenly unleashes a powerful technique!

[Santos uses Griffith Scratch]

Trivia
Santos doesn't usually speak at all... but the below are what she does say on the rare occasion that she does. Majority of her phrases are crude transliterations of various phrases into Cyrillic.


 * Entering a Town map in the Labyrinth of Chaos
 * “Роаноке...” (transliteration of 'Roanoke')
 * Receiving a Fish
 * “Le grand Roi d'Angolmois.” (French for 'The Great King of Angolmois')
 * (A possible reference to Nostradamus and/or the Japanese historical Manga series Angolmois: Record of Mongol Invasion, or the first Phenomena of Ruins)


 * Receiving an Eel
 * “Лептоцепхалус...” (transliteration of 'Leptocephalus', the flat and transparent larva of eels )


 * Receiving some Milk
 * “чорнобиль...” (Ukrainian for 'Chernobyl')


 * Receiving a Broiled Fish
 * “тоганакутесису...” (transliteration of 'toganakutesisu', roughly translated from Japanese as 'it's not sharp')


 * Receiving some Sashimi
 * “зенитамахе...” (transliteration of 'zenitamahe', translation unclear)


 * Receiving Sushi or Deluxe Sushi
 * “memento mori...” (Latin for 'Remember that you must die')


 * Receiving Kitty Rice
 * “ТХЕ ТРУТХ ИС ОУТ ТХЕРЕ” (transliteration of 'THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE') [caps intentional]


 * Receiving Poison Mushroom
 * “ハハッ！” ('ha-ha!' in Japanese)


 * Using Cat Dance
 * “0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144...” (She recites the Fibonacci Sequence.)


 * Using Asura's Dance
 * “НЯНКО, НЯНКО” (transliteration of 'Nyanko, nyanko')


 * Using Beckoning Cat
 * “НЕКОМАНЕКИ...” (transliteration of 'Nekomaneki', an inversion of Maneki-neko.)


 * Normal defeat
 * “Росе буд...” (transliteration of 'Rose bud...', Iconic line from the movie Citizen Kane.)


 * Dying from Predation
 * “Тхе хоррор! Тхе хоррор!” (transliteration of 'The horror! The horror!, An iconic line from the novella Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, also present in the Francis Ford Coppola film Apocolypse Now.)


 * Becoming Incontinent
 * “Чилдхоодь'с Енд...” (transliteration of “Childhood's End“, A possible reference to a science fiction novel of the same name by Arthur C. Clarke.)
 * Santos name being censored at first before appearing is callback to the first game. This time, it is a play on Sanrio, a japanese company producing "cute" school furniture like Hello Kitty products.