Talk:Side Stories/@comment-5989815-20130618132055/@comment-5989815-20130618172729

Woops! Oh no no I meant that her loaded gun was under the table, pointing right at my kneecap; not her head! Her twisted looking face was peering right into the depths of my soul demanding satisfaction for swiss cheese.

...Wonder what would happen if I asked for Melted Cheddar instead of swiss...I'd dare not ask.

By the way: Does Ilias only eat Ben n' Jerry's? I have some Haagan Das in my freezer, but that shit is for ME only. All mine. <3