User blog:FurRiffic/The Evil Cooking Pot

Since the old page got deleted because of "Spam: Joke pages are unacceptable by Wikia standards." I'll just post it here as a blog page. Here joke pages ARE allowed (I think) and I hope it doesn't get deleted here too.

I luckely had the old page still open so I could copy most of it back to here.

If anyone got a problem with this page, please just ASK me to remove it.

The Evil Cooking Pot, fought by Alicefeeze. Also sometimes referred to as "The Nabe" (joke right? How can this evil creature have such an innocent name?)

Attacks
Bubble: Normal attack.

Fire Spirit’s Foot: Triggers Confusion.

Spill: Counter attack, Triggers bind status, Alicefeeze is compelled to clean up the mess she made.

Battle Overview
The Evil Cooking Pot seems to do Bubble and Steam in random order, even though it isn't very damaging at first, the longer the fight is, the harder the hits get.

Whenever the Evil Cooking Pot gets damaged there is a large chance to have a Spill-counter

If you lose, the food will stay raw and uncooked, and Luka has to cook.

Normal Difficulty
1. Choose an action.

2. Click the action.

3. ...

4. Profit!

Hard Difficulty
Turn 1: Choose an action and click it

Turn 2: Have hunger

Hell Difficulty
Impossible, the Evil Cooking Pot is so evil, it doesn't even appear in the Monsterpedia

Trivia
''' • This whole page is (/was) a joke. >:D'''