Talk:Side Stories/@comment-24378104-20140405043450/@comment-5299683-20140412224653

Okay, this is getting to be too much fun.

Micaela gets out of bed one morning only to find Ilias in her living room waiting for her.

Micaela:  What are you doing here?!

Ilias:  Micaela, we need to talk about all my second-in-commands you've pilfered over the years.

Micaela:  You're not getting them back! The inanimate carbon rod, the steaming pot of boiling water, the talking magical skull named Bob and the Magical Conch Shell all made their decisions! They're never coming back!

Ilias:  ...Actually, I just wanted to ask why they defected.

Micaela: ....Oh. Apparently, they all just wanted to get away from Eden.

Ilias:  ...You don't say...

Micaela:  I'll be honest; she's the real reason why I defected, too. i didn't even know about Remina until a month after I left. I'm willing to bet she's the reason why Lucifina left too.

Ilias: ....Screw it. Room for one more...?

Micaela:  ...Bring some chips and dip for tonight's meeting, and I'll consider it.